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From a Womans perspective .... It is great to be a MAN because:

  • Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
  • Your orgasms are real ... always.
  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • You never feel compelled to stop a friend getting laid.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • You don't give a rat's arse whether or not someone notices your new haircut.
  • Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.
  • You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crutch adjustments.
  • People never glance over your chest when you are talking to them.
  • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
  • New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
  • Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
  • Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"
  • You can appreciate great sport.You can throw a ball more than five feet.
  • One mood, ALL the damn time.
  • A five day holiday requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
  • You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
  • You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
  • You can kill your own food (or bake your own bread).
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
  • If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
  • Everything on your face stays its original colour.
  • You can enjoy a quiet car ride with a passenger.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You don't have to clean your flat if the meter reader is coming.
  • You can sit in silence watching a football match with your mate for hours, without thinking "He must be mad at me".
  • You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring little gift.
  • If another guy shows up at a party wearing the same outfit you might become lifelong friends.
  • You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles on your clothes.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You don't have to shave below your neck.
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • One wallet and one pair shoes, one colour, all seasons.
  • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
  • Same job more pay. The world is your urinal
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